Hard to believe but this guy has been a tour guide for over 20 years. And it showed. His savvy handling of representative bozos from around the world kept a smile on my face. For example, every time we’d stop, some dimwit would shout out- “can we leave our things on the bus?” During the first three stops he’d patiently remind everyone the bus would remain locked and safe for leaving stuff behind. After the 4th stop however he responded – “For the love of Muhammad how many times do I have to tell you?!”… in such a funny way that it became the joke there after. Now that’s a pro. During a long ride between sites presumably to keep us entertained, he pointed out a monastery atop a mountain, and said “see that?” After chorusing yes and he responded “that’s my home”. The woman sitting next to me whispered “wow – they must get paid a lot here.” Geeezzzzeeee
